The Witch’s Broom Gets Upgraded for 2012
Every Halloween for hundreds of years, goblins, ghouls and witches take to the streets to reign terror on unsuspecting citizens. One of the most iconic images of Halloween, aside from the toothy grin of a Jack-o-Lantern, is a haggard, wart-nosed witch in a pointy hat, galavanting through the night on her tattered wooden broom. This year, RJ Schinner would like to offer witches a few suggested upgrades for there preferred modes of transportation.
If the witch is planning on deeper cleaning than what a broom could provide, perhaps she could take a spin on a SorbUp mop from Zephyr. With 700% absorbancy, the SorbUp mop would be able to quickly handle any spills, from frogs blood to bat spit, while giving her broom a soft, nearly lint-free and money-saving head that looks great flying through the sky.
If the witch wants something with a little more power that will definitely turn heads among her coven, she could opt for the Bissell Upright Deep Cleaner Machine. The Cadillac of floor cleaners, this bad boy has 12 amps of power, surround suction, a 10.5″ cleaning path, and a 1.75 gallon tank, two spinning brushes that would allow the witch to deep clean the carpets, upholstery, and stairs of her wicked lair better and faster than the leading rental carpet-cleaner. Not to mention, the lovely green color would complement her skin tone.
If the witch is less wicked, and more interested in living green than in having a green face, she might opt for any of Zephyr’s Green+Pro options. The wood handles of these mops, brooms and dust mops are made from plantation wood that’s been farmed for less impact on natural eco-systems. The heads are made from recycled materials including PET plastic bottles and rayon/polyester waste that clean efficiently without leaving strands of corn husk behind. And, she wouldn’t have to worry about color, because the products are as green as she is. She could brag to her goblin and werewolf friends about how modern she is, as the proud owner of the Prius of brooms.
With so many options to choose from, this Halloween is time for witches everywhere to toss out there ratty old tattered brooms, and upgrade to something special. RJ Schinner has many varieties of brooms, mops and floor cleaners for non-witches too, that make cleaning almost as cool as riding through the sky on a spooky night.
Talk to your sales rep, or visit RJ Schinner’s website to find out how we can upgrade floor cleaning (and witches transportation!) for 2012. And for all of you witches, goblins and ghouls out there, have a safe and happy Halloween!
© Copyright Amy Ullsperger, All rights Reserved. Written For: DSR Sales Support Blog